Talk About Eyes In The End of Your Fingers

A gynecologist had become fed up with malpractice insurance and HMO paperwork,
and was burned out. Hoping to try another career where skillful hands would be
beneficial, he decided to become a mechanic. He went to the local technical college,
signed up for evening classes, attended diligently, and learned all he could.

When the time of the practical exam approached, the gynecologist prepared carefully
for weeks, and completed the exam with tremendous skill.

When the results came back, he was surprised to find that he had obtained a score of
150%. Fearing an error, he called the Instructor, saying, "I don't want to appear
ungrateful for such an outstanding result, but I wonder if there is an error in the grade?"

"The instructor said, “During the exam, you took the engine apart perfectly, which was
worth 50% of the total mark. You put the engine back together again perfectly, which
is also worth 50% of the mark."

After a pause, the instructor added, "I gave you an extra 50% because you did it all
through the muffler, which I've never seen done in my entire career"

HAHAHhahaa

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