Stinks, shopping & you can't reach the top shelf

I know, and why do they always put the best stuff on the top shelf where they know no one can reach it! And never a sales associate around to help you either.

He OBVIOUSLY has an off road forklift with 8 foot forks.

It looks to me he or she put it up there to have something to talk about when they brought guests or family into the barn. Or he ran out of storage space for his car, or he didn't want his wife to find out he had another one.   
It looks as if the seats are on the 2nd shelf. I've never seen a older car on any high rise shelf before.

Although back in the mid 90's, me and another friend from work picked up a Mazda Miata, shrink wrapped it and put it on one of our high rise shelves in our warehouse. This fella worked in the office and was always playing games with most of the crew, including the Women who worked in the office. We tried talking to him and it seemed the more we talked, the more he messed with our personal vehicles. I had just bought a new car and he put vasoline up under the door handles and deflated all my tires on my car.

I decided to take action and when he got off work that day, we all deliberately left 15 minutes early. Of course I get a call from the Florence Police Dept asking me if I know anything about the car and of course I couldn't tell a lie to a Cop. I told them where it was and the Officer asked me if I was joking. I told him what he was doing to fellow employees and we had enough.

Fortunately we didn't get into any trouble from the law, but when I walked into work the next day, everyone clapped and the fella never bothered any of us again.   

This looks like something Jeff Gemmer would do!

not as high, but I got one of those storage systems.....