We will keep this Irish joke.

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> An Irishman had been drinking at a pub all night.

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> The bartender finally said that the bar was closing.

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> So, the Irishman stood up to leave fell flat on his face.

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> He tried to stand one more time; same result.

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> He figured he'll crawl outside and get some fresh air

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> and maybe that will sober him up.

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> Once outside, he stood up and fell on his face again.

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> So he decided to crawl the four blocks home.

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> Again, he fell flat on his face.

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> He crawled through the door and into his bedroom.

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> When he reached his bed he tried one more time to stand up.

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> This time he managed to pull himself upright, but he quickly fell right

> into the bed and is sound asleep as soon as his head hit the pillow.

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> He was awakened the next morning to his wife standing over him, shouting,

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> "SO YOU'VE BEEN DRINKING AGAIN!"

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> Putting on an innocent look, and intent on bluffing it out he said, "What

> makes you say that?"

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> "The pub just called; you left your wheelchair there again."