James Bond Movies Turned to Reality

Just saw on the TV and computer that North Korea plans on launching a missle towards hawaii on july 4th. I'm going over on the second to see my dad where is working on a construction job. Sounds like perfect timing. I always remember seeing things like this in the old james bond movies. Never did think it would turn to this. Maybe I should go amish( No tv or electricty). lol.

declaration of war ?

What in the world is wrong with all these goofballs. It's like a bully that steals your lunch money every day for a year and then gets a bloody lip when the poor kid has had enough. Let me tell you guys something and see if it comes true. NK doesn't stop acting like a bully the U.S. is going to give them a fat lip.
I guess it's a good thing that I'm not in the White House because I'd drop the bomb on that freakin' sand pit in the middle east and there would only be a south Korea by the time I was done. While I'm at it I may just drop one on France for being such sissies and for having women with hairy arm pits.

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I knew I couldn't stop after the last post!
While I'm at it we may as well open the border gates and knock down the walls and take over old Mexico as our 51st state. What difference would it make? Half of them are already over here anyways! We may as well take the land.

RebStew wrote:I knew I couldn't stop after the last post!
While I'm at it we may as well open the border gates and knock down the walls and take over old Mexico as our 51st state. What difference would it make? Half of them are already over here anyways! We may as well take the land.

I'm right behind you brother. Think of the benefits of taking over Mexico.

1. We get back all those factorys that moved there.

2. We can start making them pay their share of taxes.

3. I can have a taco on July 4th without feeling unpatriotic

4. We can reclaim all those old cars that are down there.

5. They won't be able to call us Americanos or Gringos anymore

6. No More Push 1 for espanol ! Maybe spanish could follow the path of Latin and Sandskrit

and the list goes on.

me no speak spanish

No habla espanol.

3. I can have a taco on July 4Th without feeling unpatriotic


thanks now i want tacos

no 4 real i don't get it are they threatening us or trying to do like a fire work bomb kinda thing please answer me ???

This is for Rebstew.


WARNING STRONG LANGUAGE!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZO5EFYY6P14

Ron White for Pres!!!

xycho_wraith wrote:3. I can have a taco on July 4Th without feeling unpatriotic


thanks now i want tacos

no 4 real i don't get it are they threatening us or trying to do like a fire work bomb kinda thing please answer me ???

A bomb will explode 2000 feet above america and lollipops will come raining down safely for us to enjoy. After that willy wonka will send out his spectacular oompa loompas to sing and dance for us. Then after that marvelous performance transylvania will send in dracula to re-enact the incredible mr. limpit. Following that if we are really lucky we get a witch doctor to resurrect andre the giant and gorilla monsoon in a fight to the death. For the finale we have a battle royal of satanic metal bands including mercyful fate, marilyn manson and the spooky kids, acheron, archgoat, celtic frost, paradise lost, and kreator!!! We even get a special referee, frank n. furter!!!!!!! The guest musicians are wham! and michael bolton. YAY!!!